In response to my suggestion that, being an engineer, Mr. Rochester can only communicate in computer code, he sent me this via email:
If (Love_for_Jane > 0) then
Mr. Rochester will not burn plethora of boxes cluttering his house
Do j = 1, plethora
kick Jane out on the street
That is why he is the best man alive. His geek-o-meter is much higher than mine.
-Jane, loves him