Oct 31 2005
New Nominee
Really, the only thing that will make me feel better about this is if I was really, really drunk. Thanks to Wonkette, there is a drinking game to match my mood:
Every time you hear “unlike Harriet Miers,” take a sip. Every time you hear “in contrast to Harriet Miers,” do a shot. Every time you hear “more judicial experience in his pinkie than Harriet Miers has in her whole stooped and shriveled body,” pound yourself in the forehead with a copy of Casey v. Planned Parenthood.
–Jane, who wants a Flaming Dr. Pepper?
I might need a warm-up drink before I attempt the Flaming Dr. Pepper, but it does sort of sound like the only option, at the moment…