Hootenanny
Today is the Big Hoopla at my library, complete with pep rally, people is cat outfits (the school mascot), marching band, speakers, old people with money, food, drink, flowers, new paint, behind the scenes tours, and librarians in actual suits. I know it sounds crazy. Librarians in suits that match with their hair neat and makeup applied. It is like being in a building run by pod people.
–Jane, on the look-out for soylent green




Just for the record, I’m not wearing any makeup, and it’d be a pretty breezy day in hell when anyone would refer to my hair as “neat”. Yours, however, is fabby enough to make up for mine.
I thought librarians were all pod people. Ha Ha.
Shouldn’t you be working, bug lady? (jennifer, though this applies to ranger as well)