Inferno

Everyone survived Saturday night, drank the required amount, and went to bed peacefully after a night of dancing. I had a great time. Details and pictures will never be forthcoming, but I think you will learn to live with the disappointment.

In the same relm as the Coupling (BBC version) episode in which they discuss the “Lesbian Spank Inferno” *ahem* video: I had a funny conversation with a friend this morning in which he asked me if there were pillow fights and tickling at my party, you know, because that is what women do when we get together. At least in Man Fantasy Land, that is the way it happens. So, if my bachelorette party had occurred in Man Fantasy Land, it would have been called Lace Panty Pillow Fight. Alas, it occurred in The Real World, and thus could be called Girls Dancing and Behaving Themselves, Mostly.

The time will fly between now and April 29th, when I will be forever yoked to Mr. Rochester as we promise to drive each other crazy until we both die.

–Jane, I do

It’s Raining Men!

Tonight, I will be participating in a time honored tradition called The Bachelorette Party. There will be a limo, innappropriate gifts, too much drinking, and dancing around Houston. All of my friends from various moments in my life will be there, except for the losers who pooped out on me, but I still love all of you.

Have a nice weekend everyone. I sure will.

–Jane, will behave, sorta