Something to reassure you that I have not lost my mind after the last entry, which was about poop. Here is something amusing from McSweeny’s to keep you from working: Lists of Actual Quotes Taken From the Directions and Mission Statements of Organic Products Belonging to My Vegan Roommate by Kate Brown
Here are my favorites:
Don’t drink soap! Dilute! Dilute! OK!
To simplify and enjoy life more, mix 1/2 oz. with 2 gallons hot water.
–Jane, is getting back to work