Occasionally news comes along that makes you wonder at the intelligence of the species. In my own hometown of Houston, Pat Holm, councilwoman, wants one of the local public libraries to remove a national bestseller (story from The Houston Chronicle) from their display because *gasp* children might see it. The book in question? How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. Though the book is probably not worth the paper it is printed on, people obviously like the book. It is a bestseller. The library should have it. The PUBLIC library. For the public. It is not the Pat Holm PRIVATE library.
–Jane, sputters off in a rage and can form no more coherent thoughts