I ran across this today and I have to share it. Here is an idea about what you can do next time you are approached by someone proselytizing to you in a public place. Sing to them. Now, live from the NY Subway: (original link from the Librarian Avengers)
The slamming Bible man looks like he is going to pop a blood vessel. “I cast ye out, Satan.”
I go into jazz dance crouch and then spring up to belt out, “THAAAAAAT OLD BLACK MAGIC, HAS ME IN A SPELL..”
Bible man has to get off the train as I wriggle and shimmy. “That same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine!”
Bible man exits. SHOW TUNES 1, FUNDAMENTALISTS 0.
A hilarious tale from the Ladies Village Improvement Society.
–Jane, wonders if this will work with rude patrons