Why? Why, all that is merciful in heaven, do the drug companies make it so hard to get into the little packets that contain the medicine for migraine headaches? I have to fold that little strip, then tear, then dig around in that huge cavernous pouch for a tiny pill? Do they not know I can barley focus, control my motor functions, hear correctly, or use the synapses in my brain? A pox on them!
–Jane, slithers off to a meeting