A Serious Question

Why? Why, all that is merciful in heaven, do the drug companies make it so hard to get into the little packets that contain the medicine for migraine headaches? I have to fold that little strip, then tear, then dig around in that huge cavernous pouch for a tiny pill? Do they not know I can barley focus, control my motor functions, hear correctly, or use the synapses in my brain? A pox on them!

–Jane, slithers off to a meeting