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Happy April Fool’s everyone. One of the benefits of being with a man as nerdy as myself is that he sends me funny things like this on time travel:

It is pretty clear to anyone with half a pizza for a brain that a quantum metaphysical state of absolution can be recreated inside of a vacuum from a non-Hoovermatic, and thereby induce anti-matter in the fourth dimension, creating origami-like folds in time. Then, yáll can just zip right on through.” Said a spokesperson for the WWF.

It is short and worth the read. Very funny.

–Jane, should have slept in a bit more