Off the Shelf

Books make kids want to have sex. Laurie Taylor, from Arkansas, has been in the news lately because she is trying to get the local school library to “purge” its shelves of questionable material. She now says that she might be ok with the questionable books having their own section.

Well, I find the Left Behind series to be an affront to the English language and a blight on the human race. Can I have those put in their own section too? Hell let’s just burn everything we do not like. That’ll teach’m.

–Jane, sarcasm abounds