Pick Me Up

We are actually starting to have time to breathe in between questions at the desk so today we started talking about “bad” jokes.

Overheard, man to waitress:
“I’d like the sheep herder’s special. A glass of water and a piece of you.”

I know puns do not work on most women, but they make me laugh. No man has ever seriously tried one on me before, but maybe someone should.

–Jane, presents