Behold, the power of the manilla folder.
When I was a shelver, I would not even pretend to be working, but just stand there with the book open, reading. Actually, our favorite pastime was stealthy hunting down our counterparts and starting rubberband wars. Now that I am a librarian, and thus possess the power of the universe, I surf the net and pretend I am doing “research.”
–Jane, researching right now