Dear Jesus

Well now that Ann Rice is on our side, we are sure to win millions for Christ.

“I promised,” she says, “that from now on I would write only for the Lord.”

Does that mean that only the Lord has to read them because much of Christian fiction makes me ill.

–Jane, hey, maybe Jesus likes vampire stories

3 thoughts on “Dear Jesus

  • October 25, 2005 at 3:30 pm
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    I think Jesus would like anything that features drinking blood, right?

  • October 26, 2005 at 10:31 am
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    Only if He is Catholic.

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