A Word to the Wise

If your sister-in-law asks you to watch her dog for the weekend, you have prior knowledge of this dog’s very bad behavior, and you answer in the affirmative, than you have no one to blame but yourself when said dog acts abominably, keeps you up all night, teaches your well behaved puppy bad tricks, and urinates on your floor.

–Jane, 12:45 am scrubbing the kitchen floor of pee is no place to be