My weekend plans include buying unmentionables to be worn on my wedding day, buying white sneakers and purple shoelaces for my wedding day, going to church, working the reference desk, going to a Super Bowl party, and accidentally leaving the gate open when the naughty dog is outside. I mean, taking good care of the naughty dog until Monday when her mother will reclaim her and she shall henceforth be banned from my domicile. Forever. Or until she goes to obedience school.
–Jane, Who wants white dress shoes anyway?