Today is the Big Hoopla at my library, complete with pep rally, people is cat outfits (the school mascot), marching band, speakers, old people with money, food, drink, flowers, new paint, behind the scenes tours, and librarians in actual suits. I know it sounds crazy. Librarians in suits that match with their hair neat and makeup applied. It is like being in a building run by pod people.

–Jane, on the look-out for soylent green