Mission Statement

I worked the overnight shift at the library on Wednesday because we are open 25 hours during finals. The two other schmucks who volunteered are also on the Strategery Committee (Strategic Directions to those non-SNL lovers) with me so we ended up talking shop for awhile. I have been gone and missed some key discussions.

After some time, we decided it just might be easier to have a mission statement that states what we really do at the library.

We help people find crap.

Or maybe: Find [email protected] library

And our mascot could be Mr. Hanky Poo.

–Jane, sees nothing wrong with the scenario