Texas Politics

As a Democrat, I am tickled pink this morning. My district, formally known as Tom DeLay’s, will now be represented by Democrat Nick Lampson.

Unfortunately, Rick Perry (R) will be our governor again, but I think it is the power of his hair that keeps him going. His hair can withstand hurricane force winds and always look exactly the same. It defines the laws of Science. A colleague and I were discussing the next governor’s race (yes, far down the road) and we think Bill White, current Mayor of Houston could have a shot at de-hairing Perry.

–Jane, winning the hearts and minds