Texas Politics

As a Democrat, I am tickled pink this morning. My district, formally known as Tom DeLay’s, will now be represented by Democrat Nick Lampson.

Unfortunately, Rick Perry (R) will be our governor again, but I think it is the power of his hair that keeps him going. His hair can withstand hurricane force winds and always look exactly the same. It defines the laws of Science. A colleague and I were discussing the next governor’s race (yes, far down the road) and we think Bill White, current Mayor of Houston could have a shot at de-hairing Perry.

–Jane, winning the hearts and minds

5 thoughts on “Texas Politics

  • November 8, 2006 at 10:57 am
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    Apparently Rick will now be the governor who’s held the seat longest (in Texas). I’d say he must be using Aquanet on that hair.

  • November 8, 2006 at 11:34 am
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    I lurve Bill White – if he ran for governor, senator, or president, I’d quit my job and campaign for him!

  • November 8, 2006 at 5:57 pm
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    Did you see his wife’s hair last night during the “victory” speech? She had him beat – the rigging for the lights could have fallen on her and she would have escaped unharmed her hair was so stiff with Aquanet.

  • November 9, 2006 at 9:48 am
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    up here, we call him “Governor Goodhair.”

  • November 14, 2006 at 9:58 am
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    Jane, I am assuming you meant that his hair DEFIES the laws of science, instead of defining them. Unless you mean to say that he plans to change the education system to say that it his hair did not evolve to be that way but was instead created that way by a supreme being.

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