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Every other thought Mr. Rochester has these days is about the new PS3. The other half of his thoughts are about his beautiful wife. Riiight. Today he sent me a true gem from Tom’s Hardware, Top 10 Reasons Why to Buy a Playstation 3 on eBay.

As a sneak peek, I give you #3:

From the auction: “Help me afford my Turkey stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken, wrapped in bacon, filled with ranch dressing and cheese. It sounds delicious. I want one, and I want to invite Stephen Colbert to dinne[r]! Make it happen!”
Yours for: $5700

–Jane, sounds like a deal