Which Disease Is It?

The Smart Bitches, never lacking in the funny, have brought to you “If Romance Conventions Were Venereal Diseases.”

The formulaic plots of romance novels are always half the fun. Which combination of past love gone bad, woman in need of lurve, man in need of some tender lurve, secret pasts, or hidden fortunes can you put into one book?

–Jane, the is no limit to the lurve plot insanity