If Dogs Had D&D Characters


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In our spare time, Mr. R and I have conversations that are amusing to us, but others might find baffling. In some cases, it is because we are married and that is what happens when you spend too much time with another person. In other cases, it is the meeting of two geeks which creates conversations only other geeks would appreciate.

This past weekend, we discussed what D&D stats our mastiff would have if he was a D&D character. This is what we decided:

Race: Dog
Class: Warrior Mastiff
Armor Class: 2 (because he is a huge baby)
Wisdom: 3 (he just does not understand a lot of things)
Intelligence: 8 (now if he would just listen, that would be something)
Charisma: 10 (I mean look at that cute face!)
Strength: 18
Dexterity: 7
Constitution: 17 (solid as a rock)

He would need some fancy armor to make up for having such a low armor class.

–Jane, wonders what people who are not such geeks talk about for fun