An Unfortunate Choice of Words

In my city newsletter, there is always a list of library events which I like to peruse with varying degrees of interest. This month a children’s program caught my eye. It is called, ahem, the “Pocket Puppeteer.” *cough*

I am not sure what the puppet master has in his pocket, but I am fairly certain that I do not want to see it.

–Jane, close your eyes kiddos